Another damp squib, courtesy of the Communitarian BBC.
Who is the miserable-sounding obligatory Scot?
Actually don't tell me, I don't bloody care!
F1 Stewards, please feel free to blame it all on Lewis -
Perhaps he prayed for rain?
It must all be his fault somehow, eh!
Would have still been boring if it hadn't rained!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpL8XICJrc
I've just had an idea!
Bernie and Max, and all your Common Purpose F1 stewards -
Why don't you give F1 a break,
and get involved in football instead?
Loadsamoney!
You'll love it, and you'll all do so well -
Cocking it up!