Friday, December 28, 2012

A Day in the Life, UK


Brazil (1985) Terry Gilliam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3aklt4fc8 



A day in the life of a patriot.

I try to access my hotmail email account with difficulty. I try to watch a video about Obama and gun control - it stops and restarts about 5 times. I try putting video on blog for everyone to see - this takes about 2hrs and still doesnt work 100%, but get to show people another video of 2 females being body searched by "law" officials. I have to issue myself a P45 for my business which was opened in 2004 and now, having 20yrs+ work in my profession, have resorted to this due to the planned economic collapse the bankers are bringing in (perhaps my fault but I will never change my views). I cannot get printer installed on internet pc, goes soooo ssslllooooowww, crashes, get extremely wound up as time pushing on and going to be late for appointment. It won't let me print out the filled in form. I manage to get blank forms and hand write the info off the screen. I want to smash the pc, printer and anything else technological to pieces and revert back to old days. Nearly late, I drive into Lincoln and go through a speedtrap by the communitarian Lincolnshire Road Safety Partnership (no I didnt get caught, I don't think), I flash everyone to warn them. I go to the Job Centre Plus for my first ever interview with them, going past the communist Unison building opposite the left wing city of Lincoln council. As soon as I arrive I am met by two security guards all with the walkie talkies and gizmos - both are working for G4S (who are the private company that are running a lot of our former Lincolnshire police force now), who are english and helpful enough. I want to question them about G4S but know I would get mad and cause a scene. I sit down and see many young folk waiting for benefits. I am interviewed and have to fill in about a million forms. I see another G4S security guard wandering about (he isn't english by my reckoning atleast). I am informed that people get upto 26 wks benefits. I am informed that I can "volunteer" for all sorts of unpaid work. I see the new legislation forms from Oct 12 that say after you have had your benefits you may be put on (forced??) a voluntary programme ( I already know about cabbage patches big society! - I give a wry grin as it all fits into place and when I think of cabbage patch interviewer sees me smirking and says you don't have to volunteer at this time). I didn't need P45!!!. All the staff are wearing tags. 
I leave, get in the car, get stuck at the lights and then see a huge queue of cars at McDonalds drive thru - I say to myself "that's it, you eat your re-structured meat you effing sheep." 
I come back home, I wipe my feet on a newspaper (all they are good for other than using to set fire going) that was spare from care home and I notice headline "Cameron: I want progress on Leveson by tomorrow" (I think I must write to Dave). I happen to see a clip on tv of an advert talking about how cancer research are finding ways to combat cancer (yeah fluoride and lithium in water etc etc)- I get proper angry and want to rip the tv off wall - if I was on my own I would have done! I drink a glass of cider from a plastic bottle - I think about all the plastic's leaching into the cider - I really don't give a shit any more. I then have some cottage pie with veg and remember the article headline I read earlier about GM brussels - the highlight was the organic parsnip which was wonderful! 
Downton Abbey programme is on whilst eating tea (no I don't watch it), I catch a glimpse of 2 blokes fishing in the 20's - I say to myself I bet they don't have a licence to fish the river and I bet their rods aren't chinese imports! Just about every day is like this for me as I cannot switch off.
Anyway, I am now on pc moaning again (with a beer) and fighting this nwo nightmare so am atleast a bit happier but feel just like John Hurt in the film 1984. I'm sure some of you do too.

Z.
Please don't forward on or they will stop me getting owt!

Dear Z,
Welcome to just another day at the assylum me ol mate! Sounds like your pc has some sort of virus or malware(spy?) on it...hmm,maybe you have been infiltrated...ouch! Know what you mean about the DWP place,had to go there the other day and after getting a shock or two myself i was told the hordes of people signing on (in groups) were long time unemployed who were shortly to be put on work program(which i understand to be a form of modern slavery as no pay and no job at the end of it). The media corruptus have done a good job of demonising anyone who claims any benefit just lately, like your just a leech or somethin. What a lot of folks dont realise is, although they might be ok at the moment, if they lose their job from April they wont be able to claim full council tax benefit as its being cut. Also,if you have an unoccupied spare bedroom they are gonna charge you for that too! The underclass of poverty is about to become a lot bigger this year...the dwp have even told disabled folk they have to work(laugh)! What employer is going to take em on? 13.5 million working people in this country now dont get paid enough to even rise above the poverty line so i think this points the future out as a split society where half the population work as near slaves to keep the others happy (well,not quite as none of these will dare step out of line for fear of relegation to the lower sector)! Oh what joy this year will bring (along with another bucket load of immigrants no doubt). Must come n see you soon dude while your still at large, hoho! I'm not busy at this time of year so anytime is ok....i shall make sure im not followed!  
See ya soon...