Go into the Light, All are Welcome.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o07qRVETglQ

The Archbishop: Good morning my fellow brethwomen of the eternal psychosexual flux. What a glorious day to be alive as we come together to “just do it” for Jesus. We are gathered here today to pay homage to the Glorious Green of all creation, embracing the great mission before us in the faithful service of eternal uniformity and oneness with the spirit.

The Archbishop: Ohhhhhhm. Bring forth the gong that we may summon forth the voice of the tantric void to bless our gathering. Yet light not the incense lest we be damned to another cycle on the wheel for earth Karma crimes.

General Synod: Hallelujah, Gaia uber Alles!

The Archbishop (singing): The Lord is here, there and anywhere according to each and everyone’s individual and non specific cultural needs.

General Synod (response): His spirit is with us, them and everyone else, wherever they may be in time or space or doctrinal orientation.

The Archbishop: Lift up your hearts (or maybe any other bodily organ that may serve the Holy Green just as well).

General Synod (response): We lift them to The Green.

The Archbishop (singing): Let us give thanks to the Green our God.

General Synod (singing): It is right (or wrong or perhaps neither) to give thanks and Praise!

The Archbishop: Heavenly androgeny . Through the ephemeral mists of time and spoke to us through your prophets - Care for my creation you charged us. Fail not to punish those who sin and transgress against your Holy Green, master of all creation. Spare not the heretics, the deniers, the infidels who deny your laws and your truth.

General Synod:

Our Gaia, who art of nature

Hallowe’d be thy name

Thy garden come

Thy climate be calm

On earth, as it is in Green

Give us this day our daily carbon allowance

And forgive us our carbon debits

As we forgive those whose carbon usage exceeds ours

Lead us not into gestation

But deliver us from sanity

For thine is the spirit, The Green and the Power, now and forever

Amen

The Archbishop: Blessed are you my children. Go forth in the spirit of diversity and linguistic hyperbole, to love and serve the utterly banal and faceless conformity that is sweeping this world away and bringing forth The Green once again in its glorious wake.

From: The UK Column. The Apostle of Apostasy, by John Morton.

www.ukcolumn.org/2009/04/23/the-apostle-of-apostasy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubDHvHyEIys

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-2890924854764450151