Ode to Solving Lincolnshire Womens' Unemployment (Not)
In Lincolnshire
They need special help ‘cos they’re sweet – not like yobs!
More wimmin than men here are being laid off
Oh dear, can’t have that, enough is enough.
But women are equal to men we protest,
Let’s just help all in the Credit Crunch mess.
Baroness Warsi comes on the TV,
“I know what’s best for you, listen to me.”
Perched on the sofa she proceeds to hector,
“This problem needs management by the Third Sector.”
With quangos and charities, think tanks and boards
Who will suspect Communitarian fraud?
Grants for the graduates whose purpose is common
Some for the men but most for the wimmin.
They will ensure the Government and EU
Will write out huge cheques to "help all of you."
Funds for the agencies, dosh for the panels
Ha ha! Who’ll suspect its a load of old flannel?
by bardEaUX ( with thanks to Viz )
www.viz.co.uk