a bargain at half the price
CARBON ALLOWANCE
Bargain Price: £250,000
As a lover of Chili Con Carne, Baked Beans on Toast, Rice n' Peas, Haggis, Black Pudding, pickled onions, pickled eggs, pickled cabbage, prunes, Bubble and Squeak, Spotted Dick and rich fruit cake, I am willing to sacrifice and forgo these delicious delicacies to save the environment by drastically reducing my CONSIDERABLE methane emissions.
For the above sum I will promise to consume only moderate amounts of boring food like salad, porridge, fish and mashed potato.
This is a genuine offer. Think how good it will look on your company's resume, or on your CV. Show your love for our beautiful world by giving me your money, and stopping me from being an evil planet polluter.
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